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How to Kill Yourself in 3 Easy Steps

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Step 1:
Place a ceramic casserole dish on your vitro-ceramic hotplate.

Step 2:
Turn the heat on high.

Step 3:
Wait for the casserole dish to explode and a deadly shard of ceramic to slice through a major artery.

Bonus Tip:
If by pure dumb luck you are still alive, be sure to avoid jamming your finger in the cupboard door while trying to get a band aid.

Comments

4 Responses to “How to Kill Yourself in 3 Easy Steps”

  1. parlezvouskiwi on May 19th, 2009 1:37 am

    oh dear…

  2. pip on July 13th, 2009 7:15 am

    I tried but the bloody dish only got hot it didn’t explode, come up with a better way

  3. Courtney on July 14th, 2009 9:42 am

    Nooo.
    A casserole dish wont explode.

    Why not try the whole tie a rope around your neck and jump from the ceiling fan skit,
    but this time be sure to have a knife in hand in case you realize in time that guns are much easier, and fun. :D !

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